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Ready to be re-engineered into a top human? Ready for a corporate entity to live your dreams and your life? You're just a mouse click away.

http://www.tophuman.com/en/05about/index.htm

What does TopHuman do?

TopHuman Institution is an international human institution that advocates lifetime learning through coaching technology.

This may lead to the next question:

What is a Human Institution?

A human institution enhances growth and sustainability by developing its most important asset -- human resources.

And if you thought it made sense in a business rhetoric kind of way, it gets better:

What is The Corporate Mission of TopHuman?

Living Your Dreams, Living Your Life.

What is The Coaching Motto of TopHuman?

Reengineering the Talent of People.

TopHuman is a human institution, creating and promoting a high-quality new life style.

Funny Names

Think this guy got teased in school? Joel Fagot

And speaking of Fagots, meet Robert Fagot.

"Major Cox...lived on the Cox family homestead in Smut Eye, Alabama"
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